Guess that Canadian Politician/Celebrity

MolsonExport · #1 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 4:25 PM**

Do your worst. Impersonate a Canadian politician/celebrity (relatively well known, from past or present), without giving away their name. Others can guess the identity. Be creative and have fun with the impersonations.

Guess who?
Dat's de Troot! I noo da Canadien peeple! Dey Love Me! An den I taked da walk in de snow, an I say to dem: Look, I am Stayed!
And den I sed: Pepper, well-for me-I put dat on my Plate!
An den I say to dos in da Ouest of Canada: Why dat? You not 'appy in Canada? Bain, it is de best Countery in de whole Worl'! An we got da Rocky Mountains!

ssiguy · #2 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 5:43 PM**

^ On my God, Chretien is back to haunt us. The only PM in our history who couldn't speak either official language.

Nashe · #3 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 5:51 PM**

*smirks condescendingly, flips you the bird, pirouettes jauntily and skips away without saying a thing*

shreddog · #4 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 5:56 PM**

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Originally Posted by Vorkuta

*smirks condescendingly, flips you the bird, pirouettes jauntily and skips away without saying a thing*

And has a ski run at Tremblant named after then

MonctonRad · #5 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 5:56 PM**

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Originally Posted by Vorkuta

*smirks condescendingly, flips you the bird, pirouettes jauntily and skips away without saying a thing*

Only behind the Queen's back though.

SignalHillHiker · #6 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 5:57 PM**

“Excuse me, I asked for TWO sugars in this coffee and NO milk. I don’t want milk. I want what I fucking asked for, and that’s only what’s mine. This coffee is a fucking insult. It’s an insult to me, to my forefathers. It’s an insult to every man, woman, and child who has ever stood in this Godforsaken line. And where is the sugar I ordered? MY sugar? The sugar I am fucking entitled to? I guarantee you won’t have to flip many couch cushions in bloody Montreal before you find it.”

MonctonRad · #7 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 6:00 PM**

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Originally Posted by SignalHillHiker

“Excuse me, I asked for TWO sugars in this coffee and NO milk. I don’t want milk. I want what I fucking asked for, and that’s only what’s mine. This coffee is a fucking insult. It’s an insult to me, to my forefathers. It’s an insult to every man, woman, and child who has ever stood in this Godforsaken line. And where is the sugar I ordered? MY sugar? The sugar I am fucking entitled to? I guarantee you won’t have to flip many couch cushions in bloody Montreal before you find it.”

Paul Martin ???

shreddog · #8 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 6:05 PM**

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Originally Posted by MonctonRad

Paul Martin ???

I would have actually prefered that in PM Paul - instead we got someone who couldn't decide if they want sugar, saccharine, honey, syrup, no sugar ... or even if he wanted a coffee. I just wish he would have made a decision ... any decision

MonctonRad · #9 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 6:14 PM**

Excuse me for speaking moistly but aah, I feel compelled aah, to issue a broad based apology to aah, anyone whoever may have been aah, offended or aah, discriminated against aah, by the Canadian government at any point in time in the past, as I firmly believe that Canada is aah, an inherently racist society and I aah, sincerely seek your forgiveness. Reparations are aah on the way...…...

MolsonExport · #10 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 6:56 PM**

Trudeau, fils (definitely, not pere).

MolsonExport · #11 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 6:59 PM**

You know, I think it is more important to get rid of those who are committing violence against the total society and those who are trying to run the government through a parallel power by establishing their authority by kidnapping and blackmail. And I think it is our duty as a government to protect government officials and important people in our society against being used as tools in this blackmail.

there are a lot of bleeding hearts around who just don't like to see people with helmets and guns. All I can say is, go on and bleed, but it is more important to keep law and order in the society than to be worried about weak-kneed people who don't like the looks of ...

Well just watch me.

MolsonExport · #12 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 7:00 PM**

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Originally Posted by SignalHillHiker

“Excuse me, I asked for TWO sugars in this coffee and NO milk. I don’t want milk. I want what I fucking asked for, and that’s only what’s mine. This coffee is a fucking insult. It’s an insult to me, to my forefathers. It’s an insult to every man, woman, and child who has ever stood in this Godforsaken line. And where is the sugar I ordered? MY sugar? The sugar I am fucking entitled to? I guarantee you won’t have to flip many couch cushions in bloody Montreal before you find it.”

John Crosbie?? Joey Smallwood? Clyde Wells?

There is no shortage of acerbic politicians from Newfoundland.

MonctonRad · #13 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 7:01 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Well just watch me.

Trudeau pere (not fils).

SignalHillHiker · #14 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 7:03 PM**

Mine was Danny Williams (the “It’s an insult!” rant was one of his trademarks - and calling Quebec bad neighbours and highway robbers etc.).

MonctonRad · #15 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 7:20 PM**

What! Franklin is on the phone!!! Is it regarding that bloody lend-lease again? Tell him I'll call him back promptly - I need to arrange a consultation with my dog first to see what he thinks of this matter...……

MolsonExport · #16 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 7:21 PM**

Mackenzie-King

Binour · #17 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 8:25 PM**

«I am wary of those who claim to love the people and hate everything the people love»

MolsonExport · #18 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 9:23 PM**

By Jove, all that counts, above all, is to have a majority Yes from Quebecers. After that, they would be like lobsters thrown in boiling water.

MonctonRad · #19 Posted **Apr 28, 2021, 11:31 PM**

Parizeau obviously. An ardent separatist and nationalist, but at the same time an irreconcilable anglophile...……..

Loco101 · #20 Posted **Apr 29, 2021, 12:09 AM**

Folks...I will be like an 800-pound gorilla on their backs.