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vid · #**3381** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:23 AM**

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Originally Posted by Kngkyle

How much is vid paying you to agree with him?

You assume that I must pay people for them to agree with me?

I Am Legend. I do not think you understand what you have walked into.

vid · #**3382** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:26 AM**

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Originally Posted by Kngkyle

It's rather shocking that any gay would have a thing for that.

Being attracted to men is what makes me gay.

Having a beard is what makes male humans men.

Therefore, being attracted to men with beards makes me more of a gay than you.

You are like those Ancient Greek sailors who brought 12 year old boys with them on long journeys so that they could pretend they were women while they raped them.

EuphoricOctopus · #**3383** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:26 AM**

This thread makes me giggle.

Kngkyle · #**3384** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:38 AM**

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Originally Posted by vid

Being attracted to men is what makes me gay.

Having a beard is what makes male humans men.

Therefore, being attracted to men with beards makes me more of a gay than you.

You are like those Ancient Greek sailors who brought 12 year old boys with them on long journeys so that they could pretend they were women while they raped them.

I guess in a sense your right. I like more girly guys and you like more manly men.

Centropolis · #**3385** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 3:54 AM**

Well, whatever.

I have given the great old Ohio Valley of America short thrift. I shall vacation up it.

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Centropolis · #**3386** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 4:01 AM**

Old Cincinnati, my bitchy brother that never did the hard drugs and didn't fuck up a bunch of shit.

vid · #**3387** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:17 PM**

Little known fact: Ontario is flatter than Ohio.

rockyi · #**3388** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 2:48 PM**

Hands up now.....Who wants to help me trim my toenails??

mobyhead · #**3389** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 3:46 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Hands up now.....Who wants to help me trim my toenails??

You know I would really love to however I am stuck at the office today processing tax returns.

Ayreonaut · #**3390** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 4:31 PM**

Oh thank god....I didn't post here last night.

Cleveland Brown · #**3391** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 6:23 PM**

What? The Hell? Is this crap?

Is Vid starting a new show on Bravo - Twink Survivor - where he takes a bunch of 18-22 year old male models and turns them into rugged, bearded, Canadian lumberjacks?

Cleveland Brown · #**3392** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 6:27 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

So my son has decided that he has no future in little Remer, MN. At almost 21 he's finally moving back to Indianapolis. It's been almost 6 years since he's been down here. Hasn't even met his 5-year old brother yet.

He's leaving his fiance in the trailer park, getting settled here, and sending for her in 3 or 4 months. Might be tough getting a job however. He had a DWI in 2008 and lost his license. Then in 2009 when he was 18 he was arrested and charged with 5th degree assault.

He's really a good kid. Just made bad choices. He will be staying at his mom's mom's house not too far from where I live. He will stay with us on the weekends. Almost like visitation! I'm getting excited. My wife and I are expecting a baby in May. Hoping that his kid brothers will be an incentive to get his shit together. Hopefully he won't drive me crazy with his Minnesota dialect/accent. Yah!

That sounds nice!

rockyi · #**3393** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 6:38 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

You know I would really love to however I am stuck at the office today processing tax returns.

Damn tax season. Maybe next time.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**3394** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 7:29 PM**

I just cleaned the bathrooms in my townhome. I feel all domestic and shit.

Ayreonaut · #**3395** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 9:29 PM**

Lucky. You have more than one bathroom.

vid · #**3396** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 9:31 PM**

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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

What? The Hell? Is this crap?

Is Vid starting a new show on Bravo - Twink Survivor - where he takes a bunch of 18-22 year old male models and turns them into rugged, bearded, Canadian lumberjacks?

God, I hope so. The results sound AMAZING.

Robert Pence · #**3397** Posted **Apr 7, 2012, 11:27 PM**

I've seen a lot of bearded, manly-looking men who could only maintain the illusion so long as they held their poses and didn't open their mouths or move their wrists.

mobyhead · #**3398** Posted **Apr 8, 2012, 1:05 AM**

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Originally Posted by Robert Pence

I've seen a lot of bearded, manly-looking men who could only maintain the illusion so long as they held their poses and didn't open their mouths or move their wrists.

Priceless!

That reminds me. 2012 Pridefests are coming soon. The Indy Parade is not to be missed.

vid · #**3399** Posted **Apr 8, 2012, 2:44 AM**

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Originally Posted by Robert Pence

I've seen a lot of bearded, manly-looking men who could only maintain the illusion so long as they held their poses and didn't open their mouths or move their wrists.

Well we have to let each other know who we are somehow.

Kngkyle · #**3400** Posted **Apr 8, 2012, 10:28 AM**

Slept 3 hours, spent all day moving from one apartment to another, and then my computer wouldn't turn on. Yesterday was a terrible day. At least the new apartment is niceeee.

And yes, vid is trying to turn me into a bearded canadian lumberjack but it ain't gonna work.

edit: yay my computer decided to turn on this morning