Heritage Trust: Tall Buildings Will Lead to CRIME and INSANITY!!!!
A top-ranked Heritage Granny sent me a report, and it was hil-ar-ious! Chock-full of dire warnings about CRIME and INSANITY, at first I thought I was reading the 1937 Harry Anslinger report about the Devil Marihuana, but then I realized the report was actually describing buildings over seven stories tall !!
You see the stairwells, elevators, hallways and parking garages of tall buildings are very dangerous because they're just havens for all kinds of dangerous criminals and nefarious degenerates just waiting to attack you. The worst thing is, no amount of security can ever protect you! The taller the building, the more crime is generated! Watch out behind you, Fenwick Tower residents !!!!!
PLUS: tall buildings make the people who live in them GO INSANE! Not because of all the drug-crazed Nazis lurking in the stairwell, (this alone would drive anyone nuts) but rather becausein 1975 some British soldiers moved into a high-rise building and 57% of them became "neurotic."
Last edited by Mars; Jun 21, 2009 at 7:22 PM.