Originally Posted by LMich
Oh, God; someone save this thread.
I had a case of the bubble guts ("BGs") today. I held it in for four hours before I headed home. The sounds of my stomach and intestines rumbling for most of the afternoon must have been most unsettling for those with whom I came into contact. I usually only get the BGs when I have to fart, but can't, for a long time. Usually I can't fart sitting up at work (just get the BGs) and when I excuse myself to fart in a private location at work I can't fart standing up. I can only fart while lying in bed, but that isn't an option at work. Anyway, after feeling like I was going to explode on my commute home, I laid down in bed and let her rip for a good 40 minutes. Relief!*
* The preceeding statement still not a disgusting as Vid's mind.