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Bullet Time
We have it. But that doesn't mean that we ever wear watches on Thursdays to begin with...
I like the big Erection
I think Garbage Pale Kids are still funny. Leave me alone.
It's somewhere...
She paved it...
Getting High...
It was like that when I got here...
I also like 性. Like...a lot...really...
And a Lake Runs Through It...
"Just go man...Oh, that's really warm!"
Damn. I forgot to pack my Nicholas Cage costume...
There's something OUT there!
Fountain of Youth. I'd know...I had some.
A wrinkle in your bedspread is nothing if you think of the wrinkle in the cola.
Too many bananas, so I'll just have an eggroll.
No one said growing would be easy. That's why they use Nestle.
That's a whole lotta Doritos in one place.
He DOES save, after all.
I've rebuilt my collection of women's capillaries at last.
Never underestimate the tastiness of childrens' souls.
You won't find it here...
Billy turned 10 on Saturday!
I used the bathroom here. But that's not what's at stake.
Everytime you take a picture, the turrsts win...and a baby probably dies as well.
I like it stacked. I like neat. I like the daylife, I like to boogie.
I feel nothing for you.
There is no mojo on the otherside of tomorrow's yesterday...that's today!
Sure you can ride it like the rest of them, but can you eat soup where it counts?
I just can't do it anymore. Death is like a trophy by comparison.
Not that I was expecting a fish to knock on my door. Forget it, this is Chinatown--land.
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