Ford: A real "cracker"? - Page 51

Chadillaccc · #**1001** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 6:37 PM**

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That is hilarious!

freeweed · #**1002** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 6:44 PM**

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Originally Posted by niwell

Who knows what he's ranting about (it could legitimately be his "match" with hulk hogan I guess). But whoa is he ever coked out of his mind. He can't stay still for a second.

No shit eh? I can't listen to the audio at work, but just his body language alone - this isn't someone "inebriated". Not from booze, anyway. Or not JUST booze.

Rob Ford: The gift that keeps on giving.

rousseau · #**1003** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 7:13 PM**

We should have a contest to guess what comes next. The winner gets a prize. Or something.

I'm going to go with infidelity. You'd think it was out of the question, because, look at him. Could any woman anywhere be attracted to Rob Ford? Thing is, people are idiots, and he has money. And anyone with cash can buy a little lovin'.

Ten thousand internet simoleons says the next video has Rob Ford doing a hooker in his office at city hall. Any one want to lay odds?

MonkeyRonin · #**1004** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 7:15 PM**

Well, there were rumours of an alleged sex tape...

Ramako · #**1005** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 7:17 PM**

My bet is that tomorrow we'll get to read transcripts of him on wiretap ordering drugs.

esquire · #**1006** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 7:30 PM**

I saw the video on the Sun website... nothing too crazy really. Just a little ranting and raving from a guy who has good reason to be worked up.

I am a little intrigued by the twitter feed on the story page, though:

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Don Peat

@reporterdonpeat Brutus the Barber Beefcake was ejected by City Hall security and banned from the building for 24 hours #TOpoli ReplyRetweetFavorite 1:16 PMShawn Jeffords

@Shawn_Jeffords Beefcake, who was once called “The Barber”, pulled out his signature sheers and security ordered him to put them away. #topoli

Yesterday it was the Iron Sheik, now this. What's with the 1980s wrestling stars suddenly descending on Toronto's City Hall?

FrankieFlowerpot · #**1007** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 7:31 PM**

There's a "roast" event in Toronto tonight for the Iron Sheik organized by his agents who are based in Toronto

rbt · #**1008** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:12 PM**

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Originally Posted by esquire

I saw the video on the Sun website... nothing too crazy really. Just a little ranting and raving from a guy who has good reason to be worked up.

I thought it was a good thing. He got his frustration out and nobody got hurt.

Kicking the crap out of a pillow can be extremely relaxing when you're angry.

freeweed · #**1009** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:17 PM**

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Originally Posted by rousseau

I'm going to go with infidelity. You'd think it was out of the question, because, look at him. Could any woman anywhere be attracted to Rob Ford? Thing is, people are idiots, and he has money. And anyone with cash can buy a little lovin'.

Not even that. He's wealthy, he has celebrity, and he has POWER. Also, there are a lot of equally obese females out there. Trust me on this, I could find a thousand women who would WANT TO sleep with him, easily.

But I'm gonna think outside the box here. How do we even know that he's 100% straight? I'll be honest, about the only way this thing could get weirder is if the supposed sex tape involved.. wait for it.. incest.

Yup. There's my prediction for the next level of insanity. Rob and Doug, sitting in a tree...

The_Architect · #**1010** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:20 PM**

Considering he refuses to attend Pride every year, including back when he was just a city councillor, and only first attended the flag raising for 5 minutes this year, I doubt he's anything but a straight homophobe.

Chadillaccc · #**1011** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:25 PM**

Usually the biggest homophobes are the biggest closet cases. I'm speaking from my experiences as a young adult gay male, and also from my adolescence. I was also a "homophobe" before I came out, as were many other gay guys that I know.

shreddog · #**1012** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:25 PM**

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Originally Posted by freeweed

...Yup. There's my prediction for the next level of insanity. Rob and Doug, sitting in a tree...

I'm sticking with farm animals. Mind you, that could still include Doug!

Xelebes · #**1013** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 8:26 PM**

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Originally Posted by rousseau

We should have a contest to guess what comes next. The winner gets a prize. Or something.

I'm going to go with infidelity. You'd think it was out of the question, because, look at him. Could any woman anywhere be attracted to Rob Ford? Thing is, people are idiots, and he has money. And anyone with cash can buy a little lovin'.

Ten thousand internet simoleons says the next video has Rob Ford doing a hooker in his office at city hall. Any one want to lay odds?

My bet is on Rob Ford outing Doug Ford's sexual predations on Rob. This thing takes a tragic turn.

esquire · #**1014** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:03 PM**

I have to say that I don't like where this is all going. It was funny for a while, but Rob Ford is really spinning out of control hard. If he doesn't slow it down this could go from comedy to tragedy very fast. He should resign just to get away from this freak show and save his own life.

freeweed · #**1015** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:12 PM**

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Originally Posted by Chadillaccc

Usually the biggest homophobes are the biggest closet cases. I'm speaking from my experiences as a young adult gay male, and also from my adolescence. I was also a "homophobe" before I came out, as were many other gay guys that I know.

Bingo. That's precisely why I'm going that route.

If it turned out that Ford was gay, no big deal. There's nothing whatsoever controversial being gay these days. But a guy who acts so outwardly straight, borderline anti-gay? Absolute bombshell.

Steveston · #**1016** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:13 PM**

What's coming next? It seems pretty obvious to me. Combine his physical condition and crack use, and it's a massive heart attack.

Echoes · #**1017** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:17 PM**

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Originally Posted by Steveston

What's coming next? It seems pretty obvious to me. Combine his physical condition and crack use, and it's a massive heart attack.

That's what worries me. This media circus will come to a quick and sobering (no pun intended) halt if/when that happens.

Yet, Ford is the ringmaster in this circus....

freeweed · #**1018** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:22 PM**

I'm gonna post this on 2 threads for maximum humour value. So at the Jets game last night, this happened:

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And on TSN today, here was one of the user comments:

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its ok, the fan was in a drunken stupor

flar · #**1019** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:30 PM**

My bet is an affair with Elena Brasso or whatever.

Or a heart attack. He really should attend to his health, he has kids.

rousseau · #**1020** Posted **Nov 7, 2013, 9:45 PM**

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Originally Posted by Steveston

What's coming next? It seems pretty obvious to me. Combine his physical condition and crack use, and it's a massive heart attack.

That's what worries me. This media circus will come to a quick and sobering (no pun intended) halt if/when that happens.

Yet, Ford is the ringmaster in this circus....

That doesn't "worry" me. I have a general sympathy for human beings, but when someone I despise essentially kills himself while doing something that I despise, it's hard to feel too much sympathy.

If he were to off himself, I'd feel irritation at how his cretinous followers in Ford Nayshun would spin it into the fault of the lib'rul media and claim it was a "leftist coup." It would breathe life into the cancer that is Canada's Tea Party.